The Analytical Engine

The official blog of Erik Mona. Editor. Author. Diet Dr. Pepper Addict.

Name:Erik Mona
Location:Ballard, Washington, United States

Tuesday, March 29, 2005

Speaking of the End of the World


According to a recent post at John Gorenfeld's indispensable Where in Washington, D.C. is Sun Myung Moon?, the following words recently came out of the mouth of Washington Times owner and self-proclaimed messiah Sun Myung Moon:

"There remains the final 8-year course from now until the year 2012 and the kingship of the physical and spiritual world."

Faced with such doggerel, Gorenfeld understandably asks:

"What happens in 2012?"

Cue the theramin.

2012 is going to be out of this world because it's the end of the Mayan "Long Count" calendar, often cited as the date of End of the World by consipiracy types (see google) and as the beginning of a new era of mankind by touchie feely new agers (Ibid.).

So, you know, here's hoping that's not what the True Father is thinking...

5 Comments:

Sean said...

Does this mean that Kalak has possessed Sun Myung Moon? He doesn't seem to be wearing the mask.

Wednesday, March 30, 2005 8:12:19 AM  
Kirk said...

Erik,

Speaking of weird websites and time, will the end of the world come about during all four days of the earth. This website must also be soaked in to really fully appreciate the insanity.

http://www.timecube.com

"Warning!!!
CREATION IS CUBIC, but
you are educated singularity
stupid by academic bastards"

Ohh this is golden.

Monday, April 04, 2005 2:05:16 PM  
Kirk said...

Oh, and by the way, I found video footage of you visiting Mayan runes when I was cleaning things up today. Coincidence?!!

Well, ya.

If only I had the ability to quickly post a copy here everyone could see your lovely mullet.

Monday, April 04, 2005 2:12:50 PM  
Erik said...

Are Mayan runes the same thing as Mayan ruins?

Just curious.

--Erik

Monday, April 04, 2005 2:15:56 PM  
Kirk said...

No dear heart,

Runes and ruins are different. So, take your pick. You were either climbing on huge carved letters in the shape of a pyramid or you were on a pile of rocks. Take your pick.

Monday, April 04, 2005 2:18:16 PM  

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