The Analytical Engine

The official blog of Erik Mona. Editor. Author. Diet Dr. Pepper Addict.

Name:Erik Mona
Location:Ballard, Washington, United States

Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Dispatches from the American Taliban

Pat Robertson, who famously blamed the terrorist attacks on September 11th on gay people, thinks that the US government should assassinate the democratically elected president of Venezuela.

WWJD?

Saturday, August 13, 2005

The Net Widens: A Plame Game Refresher

The more we learn about the White House's attempt to smear critic Ambassador Joe Wilson, the more high-level administration officials seem to be implicated in blowing the cover of CIA agent Valarie Plame (Wilson's wife). As the Grand Jury marches forward to an October deadline after which it most likely will announce a slew of indictments or admit that it can't make a case, it seems increasingly likely that in addition to the original crime of leaking classified information, other charges are in the offing, including perjury and (my favorite) conspiracy.

Most prominent Bush Administration officials appear to have testified before the federal Grand Jury, as well as a slew of prominent Washington corporate media personalities like NBC's Tim Russert and Time Magazine's Matt Cooper. Judith Miller, whom we have already met, is currently enjoying a stay in jail for refusing to testify before the Grand Jury investigating this case, even though she didn't write an article on the subject in the first place. Her imprisonment touched off the latest round of media interest in the case, which has jumped in and out of the spotlight since 2003, when President Bush baldly and knowingly lied to the world about Iraqi attempts to procure uranium "yellow cake" from Niger in the State of the Union address.

Every week brings new developments to this fascinating case, which will either result in the greatest case of left-wing blue balls in history or Joe Wilson getting his wish, first uttered two years ago, that Karl Rove be frog-marched out of the White House in handcuffs. Personally, I'm hoping Karl's cuffs come attached to a whole chain gang leading deeper into the hallowed halls of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

Thursday, August 11, 2005

A Brief History of the Multiverse

One of the earliest posts to this blog concerned the ancient history of the World of Greyhawk, and my attempts to catalogue all of the little tidbits of information related to that topic into a rough outline. That project triggered an impulse to dig down even further, to attempt to weave together a rough chronology of the pre-history of the D&D multiverse. Sure, we all know that the mind flayers created the githyanki and that a subrace broke from the elves to become the drow, but I wanted to dig deeper.

And I'm still digging. I've decided to make the notes "open" by posting them to my blog in hopes that readers can point out inconsistencies or suggest obscure references from core D&D/Greyhawk lore. I've got a whole pile of books to read, but I decided to begin by sketching out the timeline in broad strokes, from memory.

There will be plenty of additions and corrections. But for now, there is this:

A Brief History of the Multiverse
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Nothing Exists.

The Inner Planes form. Elementals take shape and begin battling each other along law/chaos axis. This is the conflict that eventually becomes the Blood War, but in the earliest days it's warring between elemental forces, because only elemental forces exist at this time. Elemental Princes (Imix, Cryonax, Bwimb, etc.) take form in this era and become major figures in this struggle.

As the conflict mutates, the concept of morality develops, opening the good/evil alignment axis. With this development, the Outer Planes come into form/are discovered. Elemental creatures such as genies and the air-focused Empire of Aaqa discover the Material Plane and begin to
colonize it.

In the oceans of the Material Plane, the aboleth manifest as an entity brushes against the Material Plane. Over the eons to come, the aboleth perfect the art of enslaving other life forms.

By the time the elementals reach the Abyss, it is already inhabited by demons (but not tanar'ri), who seem to be made of the "stuff" of the plane itself. The most powerful demonic entity is a being called the Queen of Chaos, who (with her consort Miska the Wolf-Spider, the so called "Prince of Demons") joins the side of Chaos in the great planar war.

The gods develop/emerge from Somewhere Else. These beings establish domains in the Outer Planes and begin to create mortal creatures in their image on the worlds of the Material Plane. The aboleth empires decline as the rise of faith and divine magic gives these races a new tool to use against them.

Dinosaurs and dragons are the most numerous/powerful mortal beings. By this time, the souls of countless mortal inhabitants of material worlds come to rest on the Outer Plane that most matches their alignment. In the Abyss, they become manes, though some of the most vile become true demons in their own right.

Certain servants of the gods rebel and become the devils.

The infusion of mortal souls into the Outer Planes is a major paradigm-shifting event that forever changes the multiverse. Old orders crumble and new political/sociological institutions take form.

The great Law/Chaos War takes a breather when the Wind Dukes of Aaqa employ the Rod of Seven Parts to vanquish Miska the Wolf-Spider and defeat the Queen of Chaos. The battle lingers on, however, in the form of warring between various evil factions, who continue the struggle primarily along the law/chaos axis. The conflict eventually becomes known as the Blood War.

With the Queen of Chaos sundered, servitor demons, the tanar'ri, boil up from the lower Abyssal depths and rebel against their "proto-demon" overlords. One of the greatest of these Abyssal rebels is the mighty demon lord Demogorgon, who takes Miska's title "Prince of Demons" as an insult to the old regime.

Mortals like elves, dwarves, and humans arise on the Material world. They replace more primeval races like kuo-toa and lizardfolk and troglodytes, driving these races into the corners of the world.

Mind flayers arrive from the future and create the gith from enslaved humans. Their empire extends over several material worlds.

The Elder Elves split into subraces. The drow take form as Lolth is cast out of the Seldarine.

Today.